dkorff

230 pts · December 11, 2015


Bringing you the worlds largest repertoire of largest items.

Oh no, he’ll see me looking up pizza dough recipes

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But you don’t get taxed when you buy stock. Only when you sell.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I was trying in a nice way to say “this is a stupid fucking idea”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bezos is at tier 6. AMZN goes up 2%. He then must sell some stock to pay? Then next year AMZN goes down 5%. Stocks are non liquid & volatile

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, so does Bezos now have to seek stock every time AMZN goes up?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m genuinely curious how you do this. Do you force Bezos to sell stock every time AMZN goes up?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Fuck you, Ryan Reynolds.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Yes. I am that person. A salad of peppers cucumber and tomatoes is technically a fruit salad

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Source?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you open to investors?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk man. Still sounds like punishing the kids. Maybe just inject the parents with a temporary yet horribly painful illness.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe don’t punish the kids

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*arms. Tentacles are specifically for prey catching like in squid. Themoreyouknow.gif

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Baby on back.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So he worked as garbage man? That isn’t unusual.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Other than the law...

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My grandma gets her news from memes. When I told her how one wasn’t true she said “but I saw it on the internet”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean 9 inch snacks

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In America she would have had a 9mm snack.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What’s the difference?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Quentin, that you?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got a 4/5 so i’d “have something to strive for” Fuck that. Had to respond if I thought it was fair. Said it was bullshit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t kid.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0