divinar

1107 pts ยท April 23, 2011


Some states have open primaries.
Some have weird rules, like California.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But there's nothing stopping you from voting for the other party in the actual election

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess you *can* polish a turd...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Again!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were delicious.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I had $2000 for a poster, I'd spend it on something else, like food or car payments anyway.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's probably the only part you can post here...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Eyes?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ze goggles, zey do nothink! Nothink!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How? How does a Golden Retriever go to the beach and come home clean and dry?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watermelon 2, idiot 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not the National Enquirer

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHEE-HOO!! I'm the first one on the new road! Oh-ho! It rides purty smooth.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I disagree

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Okay, where's the cheap knockoff version?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

"Run"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You keep your disgusting chocolate out of my peanut butter and/or sugary fruit flavoring!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't expect her to be a virgin... And I wouldn't want to break one in, anyway. I prefer a woman with skills!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

I'll stick to cargo shorts, a logo t-shirt, and white socks with sandals.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I've never had any faith.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dead ant, dead ant! Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Daggit?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they *aren't* "speaking in tongues". Just babbling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not a tumor!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He murdured his good twin years ago. Well, he thought he was dead...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, Rhonda. Get this song out of my head!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's still cat before eye except after bird.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0