ditchfork

13157 pts ยท November 11, 2015


I am an artist.

Not his first time in the rodeo.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to make meatballs like this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would have made for a good Top Gear Special.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I had a dog, I'd name it "Lunchables." HEEERE LUNCHABLES!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Voila! Mon passport!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You were so wasted you made this? Or just decided it had to be shared with the world? We need more backstory.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cat has pretty eyelashes than me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I saw this in a movie...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That explains my sharting cat, Pickles.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Frakes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would be weird if your hypersexuality was directly entirely towards eels.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is cool. I have an (un)healthy obsession with cephalopods.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yvoorg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She needs a strong and powerful name. Like Bucket or Tugboat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopefully.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A comment...That is all for today.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paddington has done well for himself.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No sweg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russia. Not even once.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What also floats in water?" "Churches!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I appreciate the love.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Licking eyeballs. That's when it got too weird for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She needs some milk.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who says money can't buy happiness?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this how pens are made?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

James Cameron likes water. Salty water.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to start a GoFundMe to buy a bunch of Llamas and let them loose in Manhattan.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genghis Khan is rolling over in his grave.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you mean Black Hawk Down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elk butt?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0