distractionfactory

16380 pts ยท October 7, 2013


I shouldn't be here, but since I am I might as well contribute.

Tuesday's coming, did you remember to bring your jacket?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It turns out you don't need an Almanac from the future if you convince enough people that everything they saw with their own eyes and heard with their own ears is Fake News.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Who's insurance covers this? I've seen tiresaretheenemy, I'd stop to

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you think that's bad, look up party lines.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Dr. Crusher has entered the chat.]

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, what you're saying is that Ford Prefect *is* the most average human name?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, willing to bet there is someone off-camera throwing the peacock back at her. This is just animal abuse for a shitty scripted gif.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Peacocks (both male and female) do dig holes in the dirt to stay cool though. That's probably what this one is doing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IDK why you got downvoted. This is definitely not a Peahen and nests are usually in some kind of cover. The round things don't roll like eggs, so you're probably right about the ping pong balls.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Then I guess it would be bad to take shelter in a theater.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is not good, just played with contrast and used a color tool. Hopefully it inspires someone else to do better.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drean om.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When falling off a mountain isn't even the worst part of your day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pushing down on me?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Another one lost to the whims of studios and mergers.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dodo?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forced to admin their lies before the entire world *and be stripped of their ability to perpetrate ongoing deception*. Setting the precedent that intentionally disrupting the peaceful transition of power has to be handled as a civil case and can be settled out of court is sickening.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Inciting a riot carries penalties up to 5 years. I'm pretty sure conspiracy and organizing an attempted coup is literally treason. So yeah, 17% of their annual revenue is a pretty sweet deal.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, it is. Are they suppose to be tagged or something?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe his species evolved with a predator that only snuck up on their right side.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, what did I miss? Are we entering a period of elevated geological instability?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Try to make it to a Hamfest (local or the one in Dayton, OH). You can get used stuff for cheap, but it's also a good place to find clubs.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think we can be confident that there's a carbon monoxide leak.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this needs to be the headline.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

For me it's the lifespan of the battery. I'm sorry, but I have never bought a new car. Now used cars will basically be bricks.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0