distel

3987 pts ยท November 9, 2013


you've made it to my profile! http://i.imgur.com/L36OGbn.gif

Obviously! They are the most beautiful in all the lands! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By the gods for a second there I was convinced those were my cats, on our old scratching post. +1 for the doppelgangers!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sandman *is* the one comic I've recommended to friends who don't read comics. It got me, it'll get them too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Retrospecitvely that sounds super-weird so I'm just going to clarify, 1. thank you wine 2. no surprise puppies on the horizon just sniffing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog was in heat and the other lady was like, no worries, my dog is super gay! ... Once she'd pried him off my girl she was like, umm. bi?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two of our rescues do this, one suckles on her tummy (7 yrs old), one on the crook of my arm (1 yr). Probably never going to stop.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I NEVER KNEW WHAT THEY WERE UNTIL TODAY

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, me too! And I never realized that's what they were, oh god. This day is full of surprises. So, like, do they ever go away?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is SUCH a good interview. Came for the WTF, stayed for the insightful longread.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PSA, it needs to be REALLY cold outside for that fucking thing to freeze. Don't ask me how I know that. Also, keep the cats away.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll agree that some topics aren't all that sfw, maybe, but the art itself is always sfw. And I'm pretttty certain I've read all strips.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want this for family gatherings so I can point it at people, "now be mean, pie" "BITCH YOU'RE UGLY"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I don't see it. Can you explain to me what you mean?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think the meaning here was, "woman on the nets-->some stupid retards say shit." Not "all men behave like jackasses." Cause they don't.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

More like the "ea" in "heard," just go easy on the R.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Please tell me there's video evidence! :D

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

reddit OP is a licensed falconer. But dammit I still want one of those eyeball-eating cute-as-fuck bastards

11 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 1

Damn it, that one does exist.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You lived in Bielefeld didn't you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sharks don't even observe shark week, but we do.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(UK)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In HeyCasButt's defense, that totally depends on the season. A couple of times it's beach. Why do I remember this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is a girl, who is a friend, but not his girlfriend. You know, like Amy Farrah Fowler.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It is!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wie findest du diese Pferde* (what you meant to say)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now kith.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still hard for me to look at, BLOUSES YOU NEED BLOUSES

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Annoyed me so much I had to reverse google it. Turns out pic's from a semi nude calendar focusing on Trachten. (trad. garments)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As per usual on the internet, because Hitler.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because it's printed as "made in" on any and all products.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0