No matter what positive shit happens in your life, Im happy for you. Positive development is something noone can take from you. Unless theyre assholes and need to be retired from life...violently.
No matter what positive shit happens in your life, Im happy for you. Positive development is something noone can take from you. Unless theyre assholes and need to be retired from life...violently.
I say .. i have seen this server cabinet before :-)
Come on .. its a radioactive spider, not a magic spider :-)
"Im a backpack now" "Let me hold your treats"
Lets all take advice from the guy that has seen at least 3 BJJ videos, but sprained his wrist writing up that evaluation.
Everyone should learn to stand before they walk.
Its not the instructors fault. Almost Everyone does this at first. No matter how good the instructions are, the practitioner is hit with an amount of pulling back or locking up. Learning that the water can hurt you will do that. Learning how it doesnt hurt you afterwards is harder. Training to be an instructor i had to do it more than 20 times before i could let go and just thrust myself out there. And then hit the water at an angle that dont leave you aching allover ..
Randy feltface licking a nine volt battery.gif
The chicken dance sure came a long way ..
You obviously didn't tell her one of the stuffed animals was a Charmander with welders glasses, cuz that is an insane amount of doing it right in my book. Maybe not in her eyes, but at least you found out before things got complicated.
#5 Is that TV's Michael Gray?
#1 WOW
Take one bite now and spit out the rest
I would tickle those toe beans. I would die, but i would die happy.
Carol Brown
Well, they better hurry, less the joke gets stale.
Wamanoose. Cutting loose! Headin for the jungle im a problem child
Can you Super-position a subpoena?
Like most BMW drivers, you have to take the car to the shop to refuel on blinker fluid.
You wanna save up those "get out of jail free" cards. Thats just common sense.
Diggy diggy road. Diggy diggy road.
Yeah man. They even lost Battle of the bands to Wyld Stallions.
She has neither the depth nor the capacity to give pleasure. At most she is a dominatrix. You leave embarrassed, humiliated, sore and poor.
#4 Now all you need is a trenchcoat.
That is an insult to cunts. These incomprehensible nonsense garblers have neither the debt nor the capacity to give pleasure.
It probably is when drive as drunk as they do. "I read this study"- that alcohol relaxes your muscles and make you invulnerable.
Cant be .. its not that chili outside.
Thanks Bob.
Aaaand top post ... goodwins law?
My best friend accidentally listened to a Nick Minaj song and literally jumped off a bridge...You do the math.