dildonics

7244 pts ยท June 15, 2012


Absolutely fucking not

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well I'm envious. Looks stunning. I do miss horses.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love it so much.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got the same background on my watch, but there's a speech bubble for the time and when it detects movement it swaps to "this is fine".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peace was never an option

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You really gonna let that drag a raw chicken across your rugs though?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate it, which means I need to buy it for my friends

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get this and nothing else until it hits. The second I realise that I'm reading with side eye I start gargling down painkillers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pork butts, and tateeeeeers

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy crap. Nice.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

T h o s e e a r s. My heart.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moreover I know how to fix it, but I still want to complain about it first

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pulmonary embolism that could've killed me. My leg wasn't even broken. I had no other risk factors (don't smoke) 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I was on a combined pill for 16 years when I got put on crutches for a suspected fracture. It took a week to develop a DVT and bilateral 1/

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Now do the magic roundabout in Swindon!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I make #3 and #5 possible by not doing #4. I definitely think you have the better idea.

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Same, 33, also wave at tube drivers from the platform.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got a dog that does this and he also chases a laser pointer

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lose the parsley/thyme and hit that bitch with rosemary. Goddamn.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wait hang on, mirroring sounds? Like hearing a noise and repeating it? I've been doing this my whole life.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have both on a Spotify playlist and I get super excited when they start and then super bummed if it's not the Weird Al one

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I had a penis for a day, this is basically all I'd do

7 years ago | Likes 763 Dislikes 4

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spaghetti!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder how effectively you could marble cocks onto one. I might need to start a new hobby

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Probably one of those steak houses where the menu doubles as a placemat. British steak houses are weird.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0