7244 pts ยท June 15, 2012
Absolutely fucking not
Well I'm envious. Looks stunning. I do miss horses.
I love it so much.
I've got the same background on my watch, but there's a speech bubble for the time and when it detects movement it swaps to "this is fine".
Peace was never an option
You really gonna let that drag a raw chicken across your rugs though?
I hate it, which means I need to buy it for my friends
I get this and nothing else until it hits. The second I realise that I'm reading with side eye I start gargling down painkillers.
Pork butts, and tateeeeeers
Holy crap. Nice.
T h o s e e a r s. My heart.
Moreover I know how to fix it, but I still want to complain about it first
Pulmonary embolism that could've killed me. My leg wasn't even broken. I had no other risk factors (don't smoke) 2/2
I was on a combined pill for 16 years when I got put on crutches for a suspected fracture. It took a week to develop a DVT and bilateral 1/
Now do the magic roundabout in Swindon!
I make #3 and #5 possible by not doing #4. I definitely think you have the better idea.
Same, 33, also wave at tube drivers from the platform.
Nice
I've got a dog that does this and he also chases a laser pointer
Lose the parsley/thyme and hit that bitch with rosemary. Goddamn.
Wait hang on, mirroring sounds? Like hearing a noise and repeating it? I've been doing this my whole life.
I have both on a Spotify playlist and I get super excited when they start and then super bummed if it's not the Weird Al one
Amazing
If I had a penis for a day, this is basically all I'd do
Spaghetti!
I wonder how effectively you could marble cocks onto one. I might need to start a new hobby
Probably one of those steak houses where the menu doubles as a placemat. British steak houses are weird.
Absolutely fucking not
Well I'm envious. Looks stunning. I do miss horses.
I love it so much.
I've got the same background on my watch, but there's a speech bubble for the time and when it detects movement it swaps to "this is fine".
Peace was never an option
You really gonna let that drag a raw chicken across your rugs though?
I hate it, which means I need to buy it for my friends
I get this and nothing else until it hits. The second I realise that I'm reading with side eye I start gargling down painkillers.
Pork butts, and tateeeeeers
Holy crap. Nice.
T h o s e e a r s. My heart.
Moreover I know how to fix it, but I still want to complain about it first
Pulmonary embolism that could've killed me. My leg wasn't even broken. I had no other risk factors (don't smoke) 2/2
I was on a combined pill for 16 years when I got put on crutches for a suspected fracture. It took a week to develop a DVT and bilateral 1/
Now do the magic roundabout in Swindon!
I make #3 and #5 possible by not doing #4. I definitely think you have the better idea.
Same, 33, also wave at tube drivers from the platform.
Nice
I've got a dog that does this and he also chases a laser pointer
Lose the parsley/thyme and hit that bitch with rosemary. Goddamn.
Wait hang on, mirroring sounds? Like hearing a noise and repeating it? I've been doing this my whole life.
I have both on a Spotify playlist and I get super excited when they start and then super bummed if it's not the Weird Al one
Amazing
If I had a penis for a day, this is basically all I'd do
Spaghetti!
I wonder how effectively you could marble cocks onto one. I might need to start a new hobby
Probably one of those steak houses where the menu doubles as a placemat. British steak houses are weird.