digitalizard

28532 pts · October 23, 2012


Authentic Frontier Gibberish

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s Maureen McFadden, and she’s better than her station. She’s retired now. She was always a class act.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is a lot easier to hide imperfections with mortar as you’re going around a radius like this. Former brick layer.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That’s pretty badass.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My basset was Otis. Quaker Oats. My boys called him Oaty McScrote.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lock on that man / woman of the match.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey, we all get demoted at some point.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Ass *and* ball cancer…. INCURABLE!”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Grans of the girls on the 7th floor.”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One comes upon an amazing amount of zero fucks in a no win situation.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That feels like the audio version of a well done steak.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

So he’s dumb…. and racist…. aaaand dumb. If only they were all this easy to see.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the luckiest one the one that missed the table and belly flopped onto the ground instead.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mix this with apricot preserves for the world’s best chicken marinade.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good lord. You can literally watch that beast lose its third dimension.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since they built the house apparently.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Goddammit. There goes the rest of my night. Off to YouTube. Those bar skits are so great. “I’m an airline pilot.”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“I’m like 70% sure it was him.” “You said 99% before!”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, we’ve never met, and she’s already disappointed in me. That’s about right.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Okay, 1. Great username. 2. What is this from? I’ll watch this shit right meow.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I need a moment.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

When I hit my friend’s vape while hiking.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happen to need an alcoholic farm hand that works hard?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that gun is real.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fukkin Urkel needs to calm tf down.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The hell would it be doing on the pavement

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0