26 pts ยท January 20, 2017
Thanks to my dog I have never been attacked by the mail person.
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Don't need a kettle, that's what the microwave is for.
A lot of these are really depressing.
Since a dogs average life expectancy is inversely proportional to its size, Clifford would die after about a week irl.
Shooty McShootface
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me...
Less than one week in office and DeVos is already destroying our educational system.
*must be under 80 lbs and over 18 to ride.
In case you were wondering, yes, you are now gay.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1b1185e06b6c7a62bf44aac03da0649b/tumblr_moa2w24uPO1rtem0zo7_400.jpg
Thanks to my dog I have never been attacked by the mail person.
.
Don't need a kettle, that's what the microwave is for.
A lot of these are really depressing.
Since a dogs average life expectancy is inversely proportional to its size, Clifford would die after about a week irl.
Shooty McShootface
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me...
Less than one week in office and DeVos is already destroying our educational system.
*must be under 80 lbs and over 18 to ride.
In case you were wondering, yes, you are now gay.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1b1185e06b6c7a62bf44aac03da0649b/tumblr_moa2w24uPO1rtem0zo7_400.jpg