devourhour

341 pts ยท April 5, 2015


Omg I need the pattern! It has pockets!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goodness gracious, I never get any upvotes. Smell my desperation

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys are incredibly adorable. The puppy too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quicksand is not the problem we thought it would be.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A wild Snorlax appears!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Face down, ass up!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Your dad's got the good wood.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did the bilingual no name brand products give me away? XD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally agree. I often paint over older, failed paintings of mine so surprise little abstract interactions happen by chance.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOOOOOO ARTY ARD!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like acid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true, I'm great.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the patterns and flourishes you incorporated. Not just attention to detail, but also flair. Kudos!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't stop now! This is bat country!

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Gotta catch em all!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't have to give a moose an axe to make it one scary motherfucker. That comes naturally to moose.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, he's on to us.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On wood, too! Is it acrylic?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. I shall do this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like a real hoot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deadpool can fucking have my money.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I am a hippo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I've wooed every guy I've ever been in a relationship with chocolate chip cookies.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*eye twitch*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was fatter. That's both confronting and comforting.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheetos?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always add "in bed" to the end of cookie fortunes. It works even better with this one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So this is where I learned my bad snacking habits...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a cat cat.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Squirrel!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0