devilsmagicvagina

113004 pts ยท November 19, 2014


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I'm a neighbor. It was face lotion.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why do people keep commenting with my username on my posts?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that in Freddy Mercury. Why is one of them a silhouetto of a woman? Scara mush scara mush

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

google's guess despite all the yelling lol

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

most major chain gas stations in the U.S. give free air to customers, you just gotta ask.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I knew there was a reason I still had my christmas tree from 10 months ago!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

very likely as this news guy is old as hell.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vincent van Gogh Drugs of Choice: Absinthe and Digitalis

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOW i KNOW WHAT FACE TO PUT ON THE BAG SKIN IF i EVER BUY IT

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

infecting her facial wounds for sure

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, those tail spikes look like saw blades

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"last night we hit the street pulling one-eleven"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't it supposed to be blue?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I can think of is the suits in "wool" great book series by Hugh Howey

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

goodwill won't even take these "outdated" tv's

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

new google game, type in florida man and your month and day of birth and see what headline was on your birthday

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that was effing disturbing!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the time that kitty doesn't realize he's outgrown passing through the bars of your bed frame will be funny

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

look close, the snow shows puppers trail and clearly where he landed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

local station going thru format change, playing wild thing over and over. Cut to report of plane hitting north tower, FAKE.. til I got home

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you can bring anything liquid in the US as long as the bottles are each 3oz or less and it is in a quart ziploc (or equivalent) bag.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and this is why all of my bath stuff and books come in carry ons. They aren't as likely to tear a book in half while you watch.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

for more, watch "In The Dark" series on Netflix

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude is blind. Has no idea he is laying out in the open...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I much enjoyed this show!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0