168038 pts ยท August 26, 2014
Consistently inconsistent.
Absolutely, positively. no fucking goddamned way I would even get near that can.
That is so hot right now
I love the look of expectation like "I'm your problem now">
Owl my dog, that is the cutest thing ever!
Yep, first thought
Is the cat Russian and 70?
How does that happen? Not ONE person in quality control at ACME Sign?
"Someone is in the goddamn oasis again" - Owner probably
The name checks out
Is that a serious question?
If I looked like a caricature dude on a pair of socks, I might shave
I wonder if that will fit in my ass
These are the words of Captain Obvious
If that is your actual face in your profile, you've got bigger problems to worry about than my post.
I know I didn't click on Pinterest, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T FUCKING PINTEREST
I have a parrot named Petey, and he doesn't look anything like that sick fuck
Nope
Spongebob lied to me
Is that a mini bear?
It is still in the package!
Nothing really scary in here.
The Price is wrong!
When people said it would be wise to Netflix and chill, Blockbuster didn't listen.
What kind of jerseys are these? Are the logos ironed on?
It doesn't taste the same. 10/10 super disappointing.
I guess they could just call me and ask me to draw up a play...I have never played football.
I can't believe this isn't a repost.
"No pics Hooman...only rescuing" - Pup
Looks like you should slam into a sandwich
Of all time? Who is the judge?
Absolutely, positively. no fucking goddamned way I would even get near that can.
That is so hot right now
I love the look of expectation like "I'm your problem now">
Owl my dog, that is the cutest thing ever!
Yep, first thought
Is the cat Russian and 70?
How does that happen? Not ONE person in quality control at ACME Sign?
"Someone is in the goddamn oasis again" - Owner probably
The name checks out
Is that a serious question?
If I looked like a caricature dude on a pair of socks, I might shave
I wonder if that will fit in my ass
These are the words of Captain Obvious
If that is your actual face in your profile, you've got bigger problems to worry about than my post.
I know I didn't click on Pinterest, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T FUCKING PINTEREST
I have a parrot named Petey, and he doesn't look anything like that sick fuck
Nope
Spongebob lied to me
Is that a mini bear?
It is still in the package!
Nothing really scary in here.
The Price is wrong!
When people said it would be wise to Netflix and chill, Blockbuster didn't listen.
What kind of jerseys are these? Are the logos ironed on?
It doesn't taste the same. 10/10 super disappointing.
I guess they could just call me and ask me to draw up a play...I have never played football.
I can't believe this isn't a repost.
"No pics Hooman...only rescuing" - Pup
Looks like you should slam into a sandwich
Of all time? Who is the judge?