32530 pts · September 6, 2013
Sure Mike. Doesn’t matter how fast you say it either, the taste of bullshit lingers.
Man on Fire
Work smarter not harder
C’mon big fella. Just a kiss.
v
Wanna get on a no fly list? This is how.
Yes.
#1 Jabba the Guac
Helicopter doge goes CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF.
Play smarter not harder?
There’s dust in the house, there’s dust in the house, there’s dust... dammit now I got this song in my head.
Every. Fuckin. Day.
It’s all fun and games until the pregnancy test turns positive.
That still doesn’t make sense. lol
Shaq is cool af but wth is the cashier saying? And that reaction from the dude that’s getting the ring for free? Is he in shock?
These were in airports too. So damn cool.
“You can’t fix stupid.” Trump and his cult deserve one another.
Now she tells me!
And I, a grown man, just spread peanut butter on a slice of bread.
#savoreveryminute v
“WTF, Debra?” - owl probably
Sure Mike. Doesn’t matter how fast you say it either, the taste of bullshit lingers.
Man on Fire
Work smarter not harder
C’mon big fella. Just a kiss.
Wanna get on a no fly list? This is how.
Yes.
#1 Jabba the Guac
Helicopter doge goes CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF.
Play smarter not harder?
There’s dust in the house, there’s dust in the house, there’s dust... dammit now I got this song in my head.
Every. Fuckin. Day.
It’s all fun and games until the pregnancy test turns positive.
That still doesn’t make sense. lol
Shaq is cool af but wth is the cashier saying? And that reaction from the dude that’s getting the ring for free? Is he in shock?
These were in airports too. So damn cool.
“You can’t fix stupid.” Trump and his cult deserve one another.
Now she tells me!
And I, a grown man, just spread peanut butter on a slice of bread.
#savoreveryminute
v
“WTF, Debra?” - owl probably