devastatinglydank

15506 pts ยท October 25, 2011


How about a trip to the outer rings? Zegama Beach, huh?

"TEDCRUZFORHUMANPRESIDENT IS ONE BEING AND NOT SEVERAL"- Guy Manderson

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino

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LSx in a Miata, Coyote 302 in a Porsche, 2JZ in pretty much anything, now this. I fucking love stupid engine swaps.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Out of the sea, wish I could be, part of that wooooorrrrld"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?!"

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I looked online once, they're some kind of Siamese hybrid and they tend to be really noisy and playful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a pair of similar carpet sharks at home, can confirm world destruction/vomit. Also the most vocal cats I've ever owned.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Were you able to get your grub on without pigging out?

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"Though the world may mock Peter Parker the timid teenager, it will soon marvel at the awesome might of Spider-Man!"- Amazing Fantasy #15

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is a koala-ty shitpost, +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a calibration label in sight. You monster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they don't rename that fucking bird "Launchpad", I swear to god...

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

People with broken toasters.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have difficulty playing video games?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you're special because you think a group of people who stereotypically think they're special are assholes? Neat.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

A toll is a toll

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By AA standards, it's no drinking

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dickbutt or gtfo

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What do you call a rotini trying to pass himself off as a penne? An impasta.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Congrats, @op!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing more relatable than a sexually ambiguous alien deep throating a bomb pop and likely sustaining a spinal injury. +1

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Neat stuff @op! Also:

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My brother and I spent an entire summer playing this on N64. The last few courses in Grand Prix are fucking impossible.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean, I did say that, but it was prefaced by "without visible butthole,"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Multiple stand up shows.

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For the same reason Thai people keep posting ATM transfer receipts

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3MW0J8

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I'm about 90% sure that's an interior shot of a Mazda and if it is, that shift knob is the only balls that car has

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