desice

18983 pts · September 21, 2013


send me a picture of a place you'd like to visit before you die.

I thought this was about drugs at first

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are the eggs not refrigerated?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can’t be because of his needledick...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Premature

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this even a real court people?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can jive with that. Also, I feel nurture plays a big role, so it would definitely be unfair for me to blame it solely on them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m logical. I don’t hate the generalization of white supremacist being bad people. Checkmate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Semen probably illegal in a school zone for other reason.

8 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 17

Yeah, it might not always be possible. There’s give and take. It’s a marriage, not a small business.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Careful with that thinking. It can easily create a situation in which one person is left vulnerable because of no financial freedom.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Jokes on you, my internet is slow enough that I read it all on the first go!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If she just flossed her butt crack, this wouldn’t be a meme

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your gay lover

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is so false.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst place for a condom to break. Even worse for your water to break.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Illusions help the masses from rebelling when you’re the weakest.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, just say your wife got a job elsewhere and you’re sad to leave, but you have to consider your wife’s goals and aspirations.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Watcha doin Bobby, playin vidya games?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure those are scientists’ name

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. I too watched the Martian.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Also unplugging routers.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

So are your proposing to just not put up an imagine if any glass. Any size glass and it’s wasted capital for the purposes of the point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) it won’t get that cold. 2) depends on %RH. 3) they just look spray painted in a copper color.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This dude is living his childhood dreams!

8 years ago | Likes 715 Dislikes 0

How? Go to Vegas and “launder” or just live it up!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro I think you have certain aspects of this mixed up. To come legally it takes well over a decade if not two decades. Trump askin for a lot

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Take it down

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This might not be the case, but just be careful, your dog might be trying to protect you and baby, but could be a bad thing long term.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

401k and savings are two different things

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1