derpSlurp

80726 pts ยท June 10, 2011


Almost every mouth you've kissed has had some genitals in it.

reddit shmeddit dos

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reddit shmeddit

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36 years old and never been in a fight. That's a good thing, right?

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As a filipino, MRW there's no rice and someone offers bread instead.

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Here's a Simpsons-infused brain's first thought at receiving a jury summons for the first time (even if not an immigrant)

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Imgurian first world problem: "Ha! Good one!" *right-click*, *save-as* ..."Which folder does this belong in??"

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tl;dr - reddit can be worth the effort

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Hail Hydra

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Who would you rather have in charge of our children's education?

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I credit Bill McNeal from Newsradio for saving me the wasted effort of encouraging friends to quit smoking

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My favorite Imgur gem from my "Comment Wins" folder, originally posted October 2011

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Upon Wonka viewing no. 665, stop and take notice that a man eats a microphone tip without any hesitation nor sign of regret.

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Monkey see monkey do

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Noodle fu

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Banana for scale justice

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After watching Age of Ultron, I asked my stepson who else'd be worthy of holding Mjolnir

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Realized something watching "Wreck-it Ralph" while high

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