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78934 pts ยท December 20, 2016


if you screenshot this and get it to the front page I'll do absolutely nothing except acknowledge it by commenting "acknowledged".

No but I also don't inhaler liquids into my nose and then hillbilly hanky them into my mouth.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would you go to a barber to go bald?... it's so easy...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You go to Nashville and it's good for the most part. The problem is the dumb hicks in the outskirts

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nope. And I'd say you could want that in private too, still wouldn't be bad.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing the dude holding his cell phone above water did not know.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Myself like a king this year.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get the joke but I'm sorry to say I can't oblige. I'm sick of being fat, insecure and miserable, this shit has gotta change. I'm treating

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think those belong to her, they're probably provided by the curators of the event.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

0 water mass in his body. No water or fat to cover up the 6 pack. BRB gonna go stab myself for gains.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus wasn't ripped or buff. Jesus was lean. Wanna know why? They pierced his side when threw crucified him. What came out? Water. Dude had

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion apparently: father Ted is trash. Boring and unfunny

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I met that guy on grinder.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, if you keep killing all your gay dnd mates that's gonna keep happening bud.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Okay so wait. Explain something to me. If you were standing on the moon looking in the direction of the Saturn, I'm sure it wouldn't look th

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to think I'm a nice guy. I don't blame woman or hold a grudge for them not fucking me nor do I think they all want jerks. I don't get

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If female want respect then why boob? If female no want me stare then why skin?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What trash like him deserve.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best part of jar jar getting cast to the side to forever be alone on the purgatory of the force shunned by all others because that's

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy roombas

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would have been better if it was a field of sunflowers.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also the account isn't verified...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Meet-cute is a screenplay/movie term from the way that the romantic leads meet for the first time.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The easiest way to accomplish his goal. So either God is lazy af, pulling some petty ass silence treatment or he doesn't exist

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Burning bush now or something while we have cell phones to record that shit. If his only goal is to get people believing In him that's

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean like he appeared before people in spectacular ways only in the middle east thousands of years ago. You'd think he'd speak through a

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I get good luck if I pet a wolverine? Sweet. Imma pet like 15 of em just to be sure

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure we'd be okay with legal rape, domestic abuse, and slavery right in our back yard.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why? I'm jealous of Gen Z. They're gonna get the hottest summers and biggest oceans.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He explained the outline of the joke as his username implies that he does this often.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how I beat a chess mini game on the ps2 order of Phoenix video game back in 2005 or something.

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