demoncandy

6115 pts ยท September 11, 2015


Here in my bio. I feel safest of all. I can write what I want, it's the only info. In my bio. Doot do doot. Doot doot do doot.

I bet you're fun at parties! Lol

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is fascinating! *Vigorously washes hands*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aye laddy, he's a sad dunkey

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAT DID YOU YOU DO TO YOUR ROOMBA?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Molly

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With system of a down...syndrome

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Agree to disagree. Some people in healthy relationships also just can't get turned on by feeling like they are forcing their spouse to do it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I mean your name literally is pissoff xD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"But I wanna fap to imgur! My mom put parental locks on my computer so I can't look at porn." *cries in neckbeard*

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Nah not so much with kittens. They haven't learned to use the full force of their teeth / claws yet. It's fun to play with them like that!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm identifying as a penguin from now on

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be funny but also sad to find a chicken cemented into the sidewalk later. I'm conflicted.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

No, but it's the longest. People are going without pay and ability to provide for their families. It is inexcusable.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aww I feel bad for ya. Seems like she could be more considerate knowing u hide it on purpose!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hide snacks from the stepkid. He will eat that or all the individual ingredients to make stuff - like cans of corn, bags of cheese, etc

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Square...jar? I've heard it works better with a triangle jar.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My kitty is a bengal, and doesn't particularly like strangers. She's fiercely loyal to her 2 humans tho. All cats are different.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat! They look like discs!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not yet. I want to study its habits.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminded me of Tsutomu Nihei's mangas (Blame!, Knights of Sidonia)

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As someone who's watched a lot of netflix garbage, I thought it was decent

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My gender is chair. Good day to you.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I was already offended before I even woke up today

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coyotes will crossbreed with dogs too - its why some get so large

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did they change the recipe to these? When I first tried them, they were amazing. Now they taste like reduced fat oreos.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find gif recipes usually leave a lot to be desired.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or vanilla paste instead. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Vanilla beans are expensive, and this isn't the best use of them tbh since it'll be overpowered by the choc. Use 1-2tsp vanilla extract 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 4

It's a quoteeee from the movvvieeee peopleeeee *woosh*

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Its a quote. From the movie.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0