deerte

11913 pts · January 3, 2017


The donut shop by me has a German chocolate donut. Chocolate cake donut glazed, with chocolate icing on that, and sprinkled with toasted coconut. So, if that’s in there I’m smashing it.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your feelings are valid.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cortez-Crockett 2028, or Crockett-Cortez 2028. I’m good with either of these patriots being at the top of the ticket.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fingers crossed

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still prefer McDonald’s.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man. What was I thinking. I apologize.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yah, but, what about her emails?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You’re doing great!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tomorrow is a new day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m glad you did that. The world is better with you in it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this for him

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Every Papa Johns box comes with a joke already. It’s the “pizza”.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How much more hot water does he need to be in before he actually faces consequences for his actions? At this point it’s a broken record.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some dude with a small a pecker apparently.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damnit Jody!

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

10/10, I’d eat the whole plate.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does this hurt the goat?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not yet.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If she could read this she’d be mad at you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did an awesome job!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Definitely Swiss Rolls, followed by a newer one not shown, the peanut butter pies.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yah! I’m proud of you!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yah, weird that the basically sell their marriage, and then wonder why it falls apart.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They’re divorced now.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

I first read it as “strips of camel”. Caramel is way better.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why block the name?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did I think that was some sort of walrus Wolverine in back?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great dump. I stole many of them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0