deepbullet

623650 pts · October 12, 2014


God Bless America!

The best thing about old houses is that sometimes you find treasure hidden by the previous owner who is now deceased.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TL;DR ... OP found a dead snook lying on the beach.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When OP gives The Shocker it's not very shocking.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I just have one question, OP. Where is my damn cigar?! (Congratulations!)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

My face when I step on a Lego.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cory Bookermander

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Berniechu

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL;DR .. OP is a freakin' Pinball Wizard!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Obama wants to tap that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, not ANYMORE...haha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sal was the man!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is there a secret, hidden room behind it, OP?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your man card is hereby revoked, OP. You can reapply in 18 years.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Those cock rings might be a little snug for me, but with a little lube maybe I can make them work.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, Op. They'll still be here when you get back. Nobody else wants them either.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

No finished product pics, OP?!!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're going to get banned posting nudes like that, OP. Also...of your own daughter - what kind of sicko are you?!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I thought slavery was illegal?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL;DR ... OP tucks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put...put it in your................................................coffee?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean, "One of" OP? Weird Al IS the most skilled and talented rapper of all time! :-)

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 20

...as does your username, NoodlePrincess

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not a-tall

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No wonder we have hardly any dragons left these days!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are his groupies?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0