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Excited to give this away
When you put it that way...
MRW my gf texts to say she is breaking up with me to date my friend
Commuter thoughts
I miss my cakeday every year, and I miss her when we're apart
A dad joke in sign language
Testicles 2: With a Vengeance
Pragmatism beats 'HOPE'
Extreme Catfishing
Testicles: the great greek warrior
You made fun of his airport candid, but now he's a world champion
Got the call right after she kicked me out of her apartment
MRW my girl breaks my heart, my friends turn out not to be, and work is fucked
I'm just uploading so I can find it later and making it public in case it's fitting for anyone else
viralize
Posty McPostface
I wasn't being dramatic when I told them that my roommate was dead
Tive your goast a pitle
One nice fucking kitty
GENTLEMEN
MFW my hand is turning transparent (OC)
Arnold Dump
pay no attention
Turns out she did get to change her email address
RIP CITY
At least he didn't draw a foul...
Monday morning at my bankrupt company
Hivemind never left
Brazilians couldn't beer to watch
When me Ma asked my brother and I to put the lights on the tree
Fuck you, Dan
mrw a figure of speech identifies one thing as being the same as some unrelated other thing, thus strongly implying the similarities between the two.
The Gushing Goose
Hovergirl
@WaIterWhite cooked this up and it needs more points
Apparently the pooping bandit is still at it near Ann Arbor
Daario winks
It was good money too... but then the internet happened
Teddy
Texts from dog
SPUTNIK
Corvette. In a handicapped spot. At a hospital. With the Marlboro logo on the side.
Eddie
♬ A PIXELATED WRECKING BALL ♬
So those 151 image GOT albums? yeah, click that shit
MFW Sean Connery saves me from drowning
Oh, a ball
Old but good add to gallery because fuck it
Jeremy Clarkson Scottish Ball Bag (AKA Sporran)
I'm just a lizard wizard in a blizzard, yo. Nothing to see here.
I share the sentiment, because I can't upvote it