debob

10924 pts ยท August 1, 2014


I mean, if they're gonna keep on making up awards and giving them to him, someone needs to do something like say he won the 'Presidential Enshrining of Democratic Order' Award and see if he accepts.

12 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat is wondering where his royalties are.

12 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, see, he made a vague "nice shop you got here, sure would be a shame if something happened to it" type threat, which gives magats just enough wiggle room to say you have TDS for thinking trump wants to kill the Iranian team.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I went several episodes thinking his name was Soup Hands.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Zero is "a number".

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who call themselves the 'Party of Lincoln' while flying confederate flags aren't very bright.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Things will be different this time. Now a dementia riddled child rapist who only cares about enriching himself is in charge!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They thought he was joking, but the only 'jokes' this clown is capable of forming are schoolyard level insulting nicknames he calls people he doesn't like.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as I loved Hyperion, I never could get over the fact that Simmons wrote how a human/AI clone of his idol and the only important female character of child baring age fucked Jesus 2.0 into existence.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Now I want to know what sounds the other ICE makes when you pour scalding hot water on them.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They need to be dissolved in a giant vat of acid.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have it pretty good. I'll love this country when everyone has it as good as I do.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 40th is less than 3 months away!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit's fucked when an AI company are the (relatively speaking) good guys.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"No reasonable person would take us seriously, your honor."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a cis white man I would also rather be stuck in a room with a bear than trump.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because they hate trans women just a little bit more than cis women.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The Eevee line has an 85% chance of being male, so chances are likely.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Gotta keep that brain cell hydrated!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been the same playbook since the Iraq war. "Not all muslims are terrorist." "OMG DEMOCRATS ARE PRO-TERRORIST!"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Hissssssssss*

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's just bondage with extra steps.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nookie Monster

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They thought it was a compliment when he said he loved the poorly educated.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Says she's a first amendment lawyer, thinks the first amendment is a blank check to be a cunt.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't be surprised if this was all be design. Just another way to transfer wealth from bottom to top, tracks with what republicans have been doing for the past 40+ years.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when turtle mitch was our most anticipated obituary? I don't think he even cracks top 10 anymore.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why I could never be a legislator. All of my proposed bills would be named stuff like Personal Ethics Negating Insurance Scams.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Okay, get on this train immediately so you can get home and give that cat lots of pats and treats!"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would Biden do all of this to us? /s

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0