deadsmith192

26585 pts · May 28, 2014


If this makes front page I will eat a taco 12 pack from taco bell in a dragon onsie all while listening to NSP's cover of take on me.

I've been seeing a lot of hate

Points 27
Comments 52
Views 1032

MRW I'm in line at chipotle and my gf is paying for us and they say guacamole is extra is that ok

Points 1573
Comments 99
Views 92927

When the weed brownies kick in and your sister starts making out with your dog

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 253

Upvote pizza

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 319

I got to work on Santa's sleigh

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Comments 3
Views 106

Cat gets shocked to death by Christmas tree

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 396

Ryan Gosling

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Comments 5
Views 128

I was on my way to give my horse the medication when this guy was being rude

Points 27
Comments 1
Views 130

MRW when I'm in charge of introducing foster children to their new fathers

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 1292

Don't usually do cat taxes so I'm paying off my dues with this dump

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 982

Stay safe and double tap if necessary

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 65

DIY car fixer upper project... did it all by myself

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Comments 6
Views 488

Mom's spaghetti

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Comments 0
Views 323

Preach it!

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Comments 0
Views 295

My contribute to the bull posts

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Comments 10
Views 1

Am I fooding right?

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 364

When you just started a round of pubg and you pick up a pan and hear the door open behind you

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 171

When she says she likes it rough

Points 21
Comments 4
Views 2205

When two people are fighting and they're pretty much saying the same thing

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 333

Since people didn't like the way I eat bananas I take it back 

Points -7
Comments 4
Views 134

when the shrooms kick in

Points 2
Comments 7
Views 342

When someone calls me a cunt

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 507

Here comes the blue shells

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 60

Truth!!!

Points 46
Comments 19
Views 51

Miss those days

Points 1268
Comments 553
Views 6459

Micro-dump of pole dancing animals

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 536

True words!

Points 51
Comments 14
Views 44

HELP

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Comments 2
Views 318

Pubg Glitch

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 3450

When my gf is wearing a sexy tarantula costume holding candy canes and she asks me how she looks

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Comments 0
Views 1305

Brutal

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Comments 0
Views 324

Life Hack

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Comments 4
Views 509

Booty booty rock it

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Comments 6
Views 911

I think I'm clever

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Comments 4
Views 194

MRW I go to an all you can eat buffet

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Comments 0
Views 716

Error .cat

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Views 369

Stephen Colbert looks pretty "GROOVY" during this interview

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 389

Remember, it's not cool to serve underage puppers

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 2

A remedy that will blow your mind

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 671

Come on, come all

Points -6
Comments 1
Views 411

MRW my buddy tries to hook me up with a lady at the bar and he asks me if I can act sexy

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 375

With all the negativity going around I would like to share this

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Comments 3
Views 4

Stimulate your senses 

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Comments 0
Views 933

Stephen Colbert changed since the Colbert Report

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Comments 9
Views 327

MRW drunkenly browsing user sub!

Points 88
Comments 16
Views 179

When you accidentally take a picture of yourself while attempting to unlock the phone

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 435

You've only adopted the porn

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 668

Happy Holidays

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Comments 1
Views 7

Free eye exam

Points -6
Comments 1
Views 342

Nice puppy!

Points 31
Comments 4
Views 85

Built my first 550 piece puzzle

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 297

Testing

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 408

MRW someone stink eyes me for doing something I think is right

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 1709

When someone fights with me that I'm wrong and I prove myself right

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 1182

What's a matter dog got your tongue?

Points 40
Comments 8
Views 58
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