dcjunkee

12997 pts ยท June 4, 2013


Between the sheer amount of IP out there and my being 41 and disconnected as all get out, you could literally tell me you're cosplaying as "INSERT NAME" from "INSERT TITLE" and I'd have to assume you're referencing something that does, in fact, exist.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could we please steal every single one of these fuckers and give it the ol' Jimi Hendrix treatment?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought was Pam... was not Pam.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was the most important birthday of your life... but to Bison, it was only a Tuesday.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Insert very specific clip from HIMYM here.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much anatomy can Grey even have?!?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE EAGLES EGGS!!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pff... that's the kind of bicep you only get from pushing pencils.

1 month ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I mean... don't you kinda need to know that Tasha Yar dies?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My favorite thing is when they drop a new console... then all the big, expensive, still quite playable games all come down in price.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's in Aramaic? "Of course... Joseph of Arimathea!"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Do you enjoy knives?"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But... the saddest part? Ain't not one damned thing going to change.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a pretty good digs for 4 orphans looking to run a detective agency. JUST SAYIN.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah... Dark Young Sheldon

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit thought I was looking at a cat cleft pallet.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A villain always believes they are the victim.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is the closest this White House will come to celebrating black history month. Can we please execute this man and his ilk yet?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 is this a good kind of Catholic guilt?

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

The comedian is a Jay and Silent Bob female amalgam.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bearclaw gets it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some heroes don't wear capes.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I, for one, am doing my part by not buying one. Cuz... politics... but also no monies.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Disneybounding... but as Stanley Ipkis

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why you don't see an uprising? Hear me out; it's ice cream. In previous eras, there was a very thick line between the haves and the have-nots. But, as quality of life and technology improved, that line got much hazier. Before, only the rich could afford such an extravagance as ice cream. However, now, we all have ice cream, iPhones, clothes, etc. so things the have-nots don't have are things like; property, health coverage, ownership. Not easy to see, and sometimes seen as private matters.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"dealing with" children... not "nurturing" not "caring for" not "educating"... dealing with. Just like they are dealing with everyone else.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here to eat nuts and kick butts!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'll get it. They always do.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the worst version of "You can't quit, you're fired" I've ever read.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0