Celebrating Statehood with some chili!
Got myself and the doggos a lil treat.
I love these a bunch!
Tribute to Falcor.
Even the bathroom guy has the aloha spirit.
I don't want to live on this Earth anymore
So I decided to get a grill.
I hope the FedEx guy doesn't notice...
My family made me dinner for my birthday.
What dipping sauce?
Kona is hiding because she's mad
Trying to help imgurs pizza guy but no response in like a week...in Hawaii so behind some coasts....I'd like to buy pizza for 5 imgurians this weekend. 5 will be chosen. Eff the front page accepting randos teachers whomever etc. 5 pizzas 2 pies each
Amazon got me again.
Windows XP...how comforting.
We broke the F'real machine.
Oh sure, buy when I beat up a hooker it doesn't make front page on ESPN.
All snacked out
This is how me and the cat watch Netflix
Apparently my job has a urinal just in case Tyrion Lannister pops by
It's Pau Hana time!
This is the real reason people shop at Costco.
This was the only broom in my jobs supply closet.
More like murder toolset.
Filipino spaghetti
Not any more, Seafood City.
Go home, Target. You're drunk.
Just a little Hawaiian watermelon for a hot saturday
This is what people from Hawaii ask for when you travel to the mainland.
My niece is a heathen.
Happy Kamehameha Day!
Signing in at the gym...
Uhh.
Spotted our cat, Luna on the roof.
Jacuzzi in the rain is about as close to jacuzzi in the snow as we can get in Hawaii.
Sometimes I text this to my nieces and nephews
Foldable Bluetooth keyboard.
Before and after
Off on a holiday for the first time in 6 years. Get to Costco, its fucking closed.
This is me after....
Looks more like a gold Groot.
Getting around a stripped screw.
Graduation, Hawaiian style.
You guys were right. It is a thing!
Before and after.
They stole my idea!
Reading means leave me alone.
59 Valedictorians...
AP security at Best Buy
1 second to unplug, 5 minutes to get the sonofabitch back in