dbstoo

30179 pts ยท March 14, 2012


What can I say about myself? I like clever remarks.

Honestly, I mastered the art by the time I made the 10th one, so I lost interest in making them. That's $60 each. Still using the lathe.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the reminder to have my watch use the same ringtone as my Galaxy S9+ . It's too easy to forget all these extra options.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lap. I don't see "Lap" You gotta have lap in there somewhere.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what happens when you fall asleep drunk and naked at a party. Out come the magic markers and hilarity ensues.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

They say women like guys with a sense of humor. I guess that does not apply when ED raises its ugly head. Or lowers it in this case.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's right there. That's a foom cup, right?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's pulling some serious positive Gs. IIRC, it takes 5 G to pull the blood from your head into your legs, causing you to pass out.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

If you carry a bat, it's considered an illegal weapon. If you have a glove and ball then it becomes sports equipment. Gun optional.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. That statue gets more action than I do!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sad part is he can't drive it to his garage. It would make it too easy for the cement layers to wreak their revenge.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A murder of crows in your yard and yet it's against the laws to murder them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first thought was that it was advice for exhibitionists. It works for them too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A future astronaut. Who needs a centrifuge when you can do this?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dog #1: Nope. Don't smell like Butt. Dog #2: Ok. Let's go.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keyboard with an attached knife? Cool idea. Must make cut and paste much easier!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like sushi. Surprisingly, none of it is raw. Smoked salmon Nagari. California maki. Tempura shrimp roll. Yummi.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Online... where you can be yourself even if it's different that your real self.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Against fisting? Good idea.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more room to "dress on the right".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is A Man-a-fort like a Tump-a-cave?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yep. Obviously he's invested a lot in getting that forfeit. Get him kicked?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are a bladesmith, that's a knife once you remove the parts that are not.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Painting your toe nails?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the before much better.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Someone has never seen a cable rack. Or a woman's reproductive system. One or the other.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disney led a dark life.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... ta da da da.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of my Ex wife who is only 59 years old.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read the logo before reading the title. Do I get extra points for that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh Dear! It's out of bounds. That will cost them deerly.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1