30179 pts ยท March 14, 2012
What can I say about myself? I like clever remarks.
Honestly, I mastered the art by the time I made the 10th one, so I lost interest in making them. That's $60 each. Still using the lathe.
Thanks for the reminder to have my watch use the same ringtone as my Galaxy S9+ . It's too easy to forget all these extra options.
Lap. I don't see "Lap" You gotta have lap in there somewhere.
That's what happens when you fall asleep drunk and naked at a party. Out come the magic markers and hilarity ensues.
They say women like guys with a sense of humor. I guess that does not apply when ED raises its ugly head. Or lowers it in this case.
It's right there. That's a foom cup, right?
That's pulling some serious positive Gs. IIRC, it takes 5 G to pull the blood from your head into your legs, causing you to pass out.
If you carry a bat, it's considered an illegal weapon. If you have a glove and ball then it becomes sports equipment. Gun optional.
Damn. That statue gets more action than I do!
The sad part is he can't drive it to his garage. It would make it too easy for the cement layers to wreak their revenge.
A murder of crows in your yard and yet it's against the laws to murder them.
My first thought was that it was advice for exhibitionists. It works for them too.
A future astronaut. Who needs a centrifuge when you can do this?
Dog #1: Nope. Don't smell like Butt. Dog #2: Ok. Let's go.
Keyboard with an attached knife? Cool idea. Must make cut and paste much easier!
I like sushi. Surprisingly, none of it is raw. Smoked salmon Nagari. California maki. Tempura shrimp roll. Yummi.
Online... where you can be yourself even if it's different that your real self.
Against fisting? Good idea.
Needs more room to "dress on the right".
Is A Man-a-fort like a Tump-a-cave?
Yep. Obviously he's invested a lot in getting that forfeit. Get him kicked?
If you are a bladesmith, that's a knife once you remove the parts that are not.
Painting your toe nails?
I like the before much better.
Someone has never seen a cable rack. Or a woman's reproductive system. One or the other.
Disney led a dark life.
... ta da da da.
Reminds me of my Ex wife who is only 59 years old.
I read the logo before reading the title. Do I get extra points for that?
Oh Dear! It's out of bounds. That will cost them deerly.
Honestly, I mastered the art by the time I made the 10th one, so I lost interest in making them. That's $60 each. Still using the lathe.
Thanks for the reminder to have my watch use the same ringtone as my Galaxy S9+ . It's too easy to forget all these extra options.
Lap. I don't see "Lap" You gotta have lap in there somewhere.
That's what happens when you fall asleep drunk and naked at a party. Out come the magic markers and hilarity ensues.
They say women like guys with a sense of humor. I guess that does not apply when ED raises its ugly head. Or lowers it in this case.
It's right there. That's a foom cup, right?
That's pulling some serious positive Gs. IIRC, it takes 5 G to pull the blood from your head into your legs, causing you to pass out.
If you carry a bat, it's considered an illegal weapon. If you have a glove and ball then it becomes sports equipment. Gun optional.
Damn. That statue gets more action than I do!
The sad part is he can't drive it to his garage. It would make it too easy for the cement layers to wreak their revenge.
A murder of crows in your yard and yet it's against the laws to murder them.
My first thought was that it was advice for exhibitionists. It works for them too.
A future astronaut. Who needs a centrifuge when you can do this?
Dog #1: Nope. Don't smell like Butt. Dog #2: Ok. Let's go.
Keyboard with an attached knife? Cool idea. Must make cut and paste much easier!
I like sushi. Surprisingly, none of it is raw. Smoked salmon Nagari. California maki. Tempura shrimp roll. Yummi.
Online... where you can be yourself even if it's different that your real self.
Against fisting? Good idea.
Needs more room to "dress on the right".
Is A Man-a-fort like a Tump-a-cave?
Yep. Obviously he's invested a lot in getting that forfeit. Get him kicked?
If you are a bladesmith, that's a knife once you remove the parts that are not.
Painting your toe nails?
I like the before much better.
Someone has never seen a cable rack. Or a woman's reproductive system. One or the other.
Disney led a dark life.
... ta da da da.
Reminds me of my Ex wife who is only 59 years old.
I read the logo before reading the title. Do I get extra points for that?
Oh Dear! It's out of bounds. That will cost them deerly.