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13603 pts ยท October 7, 2018


I like the air conditioner one, because it reads like biting sarcasm.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Nothing he was using anyway I'm sure.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Iconic voice, iconic speeches, total douchebag.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bone Apple Tea

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Gonna keep the porcelain knobs and stuff or leave them in place?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 That's a creeper not a waiter.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Separate checks I hope?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bottom step looks like a great way to fall on your face.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

You must really like him. You gave him the world.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCKIN RAW!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All you're missing is some Bob Saget commentary.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which means the 18 year old is also being taken advantage of. It can still be illegal, almost certainly a firable violation of ethics.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because double standards exist. Great song though.

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Battery, wire, magnet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same thing it was before, nothing.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OwO

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder. A brutal one.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This needs to be longer.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He could have stuck his finger in his ear and quacked three times before delivering that last bit and it would still have been perfection.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also is everyone multiplying by number of cells?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine pushing your tongue in to the nose.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Trying to dry out fireworks after a rainy 4th?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Original or Family Guy?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0