datpo

53503 pts ยท February 14, 2014


If your first language isnt English, message me how to say -hello! how are you? Im doing well!- in your native language. So far, zero people have done this.

Lower back would be what's at risk. For me it was the safest lift. Squats were far more dangerous. Everyone is different.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But that Elvin language he created that was based off Finnish? Love it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, can you show me how to open a browser and go to Google?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

when you get older, you become all too familiar with "there was one load" :(

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Mark this mature for PC Gamers. They're gonna be pleasuring themselves to it for a while.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed. If their gutters are so backed up that water's pouring down into a puddle, they need to be cleaned. Water destroys a foundation.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rare footage? I thought your mom had an instagram account?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

<3 Aisha Tyler. Ivy League alum, legendary actor, and an awesome sense of humor.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, but the two of us have chemistry. The attraction is electric.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A woman defending herself against a man forcing himself on her? BJJ is incredibly well suited for taking out such trash. +1

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fallon's response: v

4 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

Doubt he'd be blue by the time he exited the mouth. Thankfully the magic carpet wasn't stuck in there with him.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Despite the same root language, the word for 'butterfly' is different for every germanic language.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever gotten a step closer inside the personal space of the person in front of you and taken a big whiff? The smell will haunt you forever.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't see the problem. Hold your tongue against the dead skin, it'll dissolve the skin and release the candy to the back of your throat.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Apparently, when you're overweight, you also get cum gutters around your neck.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

"Don't Tread on the Force."

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, true. But what about the other driver just backing up into traffic?

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Honestly, this happens whenever I'm sitting on the couch. No pets or work needed.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seems more fit for a unicycle.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's the cake I get after sex. I've only had it once.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I held it together until, "THE FUCKIN' HANGERS". What a highlight reel. 10/10

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*ahem* I believe the correct term is, "african-american mathematician".

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

in the pipe, 5 by 5.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

nah, fuck this. Go through OP's post history. So many cool paintings with almost no upvotes. Ignore the thirst and celebrate some OC.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

Can see that one being confusing for spanish speakers at first, wondering why you're asking them "what time".

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

L know you, too.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0