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10947 pts · July 25, 2013


Rhino has to be so confused that the people that hurt him and saved him are the same species

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they say black people don’t get in the pool

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost spit out my food. Fantastic

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think Michelin bought the rights to these things to prevent it from going on the market. They never go flat

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I got claustrophobic thinking about actually being in there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought someone wrote out the script for Mean Girls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that staircase looks familiar...is this in arizona?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eve-Rest? He probably says "jif"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Not sure if face swapped

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I imagine eating on the toilet would be like.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this is how you fuck yourself

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's a killer whale

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you wearing Caitlyn from State Farm?

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

he scored.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

looks like that tree is going to Griffindor

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"If I don't look at him, he can't see me"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@ayochicago no prob. let me know if you find anything else you can't ID

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1991 Milwaukee Brewers. Seriously.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

post a picture of the label on the ball

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

till death do us part

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

as someone from arizona, fuck you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

at least it's still somehow phonetically correct

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have no idea but I can tell you that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

looks like he already did

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want a pizza that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I, too, pretend there's a woman in my bed

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

thought it was going to eat a bird out of midair

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

add the word organic and double the price

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is gold. this comment here. that's fucking gold.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You're that girl that's really cute but definitely crazy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0