Not here for up doots. Here for cheap halloween costume ideas. Comment long, comment, hard. Give me ideas!!!!
Going into to 2017 like..
Is it? Or isn't it?!?!
My Mom forgets things now. Heart, Broken.
When you have gas and you have the bubbly farts.
Took a weird dump today. (30 ish pictures, mobile)
That one time, several years ago, I satisfied a teddy bear and he never called me back.
The name of the song in the Sauce is "Solid Potato Salad"
Twas I!!!
I hate getting dragoned.
Liquid Nitrogen vs. Flamethrower
Was watching a video about tornados from 2014, and saw this. Terrifying, but beautiful.
Smoked weed for the first time in a long time tonight, and this was the moment I realized I was stoned.
It was a windy day..
Me trying to get ahead in life.
Oops. Why can't I ever just cook for one person?
George Harrison selfie, age 23, Taj Mahal.
Went to a girly slumber party. Haven't worn makeup since the 7th grade. All the sudden, my friend was like 'Makeover!!!'. I was like, sure why not.
I think this is my favorite gif today.
I got 11 months off Xanax. It's harder to deal with the attacks, but I just gotta fucking deal with it... I'm okay.
My fiance and I came across this woman. Who is she? She's friggin gorgeous!
When you start hearing the birds chirping, and your closet monster is all like..
Dat face though..
Rey see me rollin'
Get out of my shot, bro!
Marilyn Manson and his Dad.
This cute little monkey was rejected by here mother. Why, Mom? WHY???? (hopefully it's not because she detected illness, maybe she's just a bitch))
Wet pussy too PC for imgur now?
I put this on Reddit, but it's very important to me. so I need to post it here too.
Apparently my paper towels have 'Thirst Pockets'. Sounds like a phrase for a whore's vagina. Bitches be thirsty.
MRW I spend way too much time looking for something that's already in my hand.
Asses of fire.
I've been browsing nosleep on reddit for the first time. Care to share your favorites?
Ozzy, the Disco Pirate.
I'm assuming this is probably old. But as a caucasian, THIS.
Steve Martin working at Disneyland.
MRW when I think I've made great comments all night, go back to see how awesome I am: Nothing more than a +1.
MRW I put on prescription glasses for the first time in my life.
I'm a savage.
Have some GIF's.
CHEEEEEESE
Cat Logic
Kanye won't give up.
So begins the rest of my life.
Sneaky Bono is sneaky.
Found a pic of my sister (adopted out) because my Mom was kinda F-ed up. Luckily, I had a great Dad. My sister wasn't so lucky.
Jack Skellington at the Grammy's.
Oh.. Superbowl..
I'm sorry, but Taylor Swift's cat is adorable.
Willow Smith says she reads quantum physics. Jaden says school doesn't teach you anything. Weirdest interview below.
I've never heard him laugh harder. (And betrayal is much more easily tolerated)
I'd watch it.
Everyone's looking at Eli, and I'm wondering if this child just got kidnapped
And the Golden Globes award goes to...
When that beat drops
When you live 20 miles from philly and you order pizza at work 3 weeks before the man shows up.