darnit696

8454 pts ยท June 27, 2019


I too can endorse this plan. Give me the billion dollars and I will form an investigative committee to look into ways of training the raccoons.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. Just damn. That's impressive. Well done!

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is like origami. Stuff other people can do.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come to think of it, have you seen sheep? They're much fluffier than you'd expect.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And for these two reasons computers took over the world.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or peck his pecker

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you've ever been fishing you'll know. It's going to be complicated.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ye I hope this guy's bin is cleaner than my bin.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Key question for all of us left behind.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is beerilliant.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

Or real.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... you gotta know when to hold em

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bye bonnet paint!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mating dance in progress...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judging by the position of the stars you live in Maine, USA and it's 3:30 am.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And weaponry.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Recommend a decent phone holder please. The one I got off Amazon dropped my phone on the road for me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching this makes me wonder how the monkey got pregnant in the first place.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*wind changes direction*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amen

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha. I didn't notice that until you pointed it out.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do with your blow up doll a you wish. I prefer mine to stay next to me in bed, nice and cozy.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Bang bang. What's on the tin is in the tin.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh so that's Uber chick!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yo dawg I just need the beat to drop!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Barneys back!!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dafuck you say?!?!

4 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1