dantm

99398 pts ยท December 31, 2012


Hi

The comment is obvious satire. Do we not recognize satire anymore?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I thought the Spiderman movies have all been meh after the first Toby movie. I'm ready for them to start fresh.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, yes. I remember when we found the cupboard where he'd been hiding diapers for MONTHS.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's cute, but maybe sleeves for a proposal? I'm old fashioned, I guess.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That would be an illegal eviction, and the girlfriend could sue OP.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

I'll be in your office googling myself.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But I'm not wearing pants.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For those who don't know, this is gold medalist Nastia Liukin. Spotter is her dad/coach.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fewer. Yes, fun at parties. Thanks for asking.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 5

Doxxing isn't illegal, though.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Why doesn't the beer cost $17.76?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Rugs > walls

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's missing the kelevin.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, yes. I'll be that guy. Botox isn't surgery. It's just an injection.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

PETA approved!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Spoiler... The secret is lots of mayonnaise.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tony Hawk, like the skater? I wonder what that guy is up to.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think I saw this in Anchorman.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And as of last year, the NIST no longer recommends routine password changes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Roofing hammer. For replacing spaceship shingles.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Only a few states plus a few cities mandate paid/protected sick time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a bigger boat.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Nonsense. Moore's presence is irrelevant. Cohen/Showtime broadcasted it to millions. The question is whether there's a defamatory statemen

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's really not true if the property is well maintained.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't routinely read criminal dockets either. I don't practice criminal law.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably that you don't routinely check criminal dockets. This stuff isn't news. Also, police and prosecutors have broad discretion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not, though. There's no jurisdiction in the US where that would work as a defense.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I don't see any kids involved here. These are adults with adult consequences.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0