His little ears!
Spendin' Christmas Eve sellin' booze. Stay safe, kids. Don't drink and text.
Creeped on this guy taking a bath
an offering of my favorite wtf gif on this most glorious day
Not my proudest achievement.
a little crustacean cuteness
how i feel when i order a pizza
Dapper.
My mom's cat had ONE kitten. Here he is.
i made this for you.
#yolo #nofilter
Screw the NHL, I'd pay to see this.
Getting dressed after a weekend at the grandparents' house
Saw this story in my local newspaper...
when my husband's drunk and wants a blowjob
is it late night yet?
Not a poem, but more of a short story.
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MRW I go out to the bar with my hot friends
my dog had puppies last night!
when you're drunk and busting out your most seductive dance moves
Have a happy and safe holiday!
when sharks have human teeth, it's funny. when fish do, NOPE
an amazonian harvestman under UV lights
dragon!
MRW seeing "highlighting is green now!" posts
who wants a kiss?
llllllllladies.