danitri

12222 pts ยท May 3, 2015


I earn points like my father and his father before him. Through hard work and shit comments.

Normally they just pawn them down on lower 3rd :D

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, just like her grandfather she's been cloning herself to keep the franchise alive.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, The Black Album. My point stands

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought this list was going to be grunge and friends, but saved it with the Death/Sepultura at the end!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

True. I am cucked by Gortworg so much my bedroom and my wife could be considered property of Orsinium.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Techies - Legendary Asshole - When this creature comes into play, players cannot lose life. Game ends when opponent just leaves the game.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He remembers being a dick and getting hit under the soda machine and dreaming. Take these fists, place them on your face for a quieter time

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hah, it definitely is. Meanwhile, the fast talking at the end of the commercial is going on in the rest of the comments :D

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your friends and brag.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worry about the side effetcts. No side effects from the first pill, unless it gets stuck in my throat. Then i have a stiff neck for days!

5 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 13

This dude shaped my life so much. Not just as a kid, but seeing his speech that saved PBS. That's who he was, farts and all. And thats OK :D

5 years ago | Likes 284 Dislikes 0

"I prefer you not ask why I need 23 mudcrabs slain, adventurer"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel this needs Elder Scrolls music behind it.

5 years ago | Likes 239 Dislikes 2

An upvote from me? Well haven't you done well

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Call the Elves! Call the Elves...BUT NOT FOR ME!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You forgot the ransomware

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its like the recessive chromosome version of the Piper Perri memes

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Me, before and after kids.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The LPL would be proud

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Always be my Cousin" - Rejected Mariah Carey songs

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well she must not be white, or red, or blue, because THOSE COLORS DON'T RUN

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

We are always happy to see the means of production, dearest employee.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Is that a banana in your capitalism, or are you just happy to see me?

5 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 2

He lacrossed him up

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I guess its time for God to decide if that really WAS his hand

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then george comes in and fucking kills her because that's all he ever did was kill people

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ultimate warrior must not be trusted. Came from parts unknown, may be linked to isis

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0