dangershell

26679 pts · October 25, 2015


If you are reading my bio I probably pissed you off somehow. Just ignore me I mean no harm and I do not mean any insults I may have or have not called you

Well actually I just went for it once and she didn’t stop me. We’re married now

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alligator snapping turtles

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if saliva touches saliva and then you touch that to your lips......

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this card fake? That text is worded weirdly

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with analbaguette

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually hated hated hated this game but now it’s really good give it another chance

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn’t get chopped in half he just kinda vanished by becoming one with the force

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been angry since episode 8. I was going with it on 7 but I gave up completely maybe 20 minutes into 8

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Wet hot dog shit scrapped off the sidewalk and I’m supposed to be happy with it but I just wanted some cool stuff like I used to get

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I personally love Star Wars. So when they make movies and they suck it’s like I’m 5 it’s Christmas and all my presents are filled with 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I watched a vid about this today. They tried to make a perfect clone but couldint get it right after years of trying. So he got that body

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me and my sister thought it was funny. we just imagined a soldier walking over to him and be super awkwardly trying to make him feel better

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pokekdex 246 is larvitar btw

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you breed a cubone it hatches with a skull already on and it’s mother is still alive.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“I don’t have anything funny or clever so I’m gonna start out with a strong hello” was the first thing I said to my fiancé

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to bust my ass at my first job for months to get respect and not be labeled “a lazy millennial” the worst employees were all 40’s

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tarrasque

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Security theater

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes BUT CLEARLY he used brooks technique.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Keep trying. I went out with a girl because she did this. I dumped her after 8 months because she was a fucking psycho. You seem nice tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dot

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most company do whatever they want. If they can get fined 1 million dollars for something they did but profit with 5 million they’ll do it.

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

1 million seconds, 2 weeks. 1 billion seconds, 32 years.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The official answer was charizard doesn’t act like a dragon so he isint. I call bs because look at dragonite, kingdra, goodra, flygon.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude I was like “ready to get fucked again gundyr?” Twas I who got fucked......... a lot..........

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m with you my brudda

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dot

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indiana calls em dust devils as well

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has a ted talk worth watching as well

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