dangarpell

2511 pts ยท September 28, 2015


Nice try George Micheal, I see you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

TIL Jared Kushner is immortal

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Beware the light

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mfw I dont know how I ended up behind the bowling alley

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*said no one ever* Oh yeah!? Well I want my Nickleback!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know that will be on you forever now, right?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct. I had not accounted for speed, only the boat in place.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

While in the ship you're correct. Im talking about when the anchor is released and firmly sitting on the bottom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No extra load for the bridge unless an anchor is dropped, and even then its just the weight of the anchor.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mfw my nose looks like a dick and balls

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Whispers* Enchantresss...

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

"I want chop it up and make guacamoooolly!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snoke!?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Has anyone told Nic Cage and Tom Hanks that Mona Lisa is alive and ruling Russia?

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

The expression on the refs face says it all.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I told my wife not to bring it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Richard Dean Anderson!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Listen, you douche.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And he looks up before the release!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

I can agree.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can hate the idea of God.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FL TOO!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Jacksonville we have a spot called the fox. Great food, low prices, awesome staff! Did I mention hella fluffy pancakes?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I like pasta with ketchup" should bother any decent human being, regardless of nationality

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

When she sees me dressed like Donald Duck

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mfw I built a hidden flaw into the death star

9 years ago | Likes 1218 Dislikes 4

Team Green Ranger!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do his orgasms seed the cosmos with life though?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That rug really tied the room together

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

"I was a chubby lady hidin in the bushes!"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0