dakstastic

1267 pts ยท February 26, 2014


This is my public profile! I am writing something about myself. The diabetes is strong with this one. I often give nary a fuck. Pancakes.

Guyslit?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I admire everyone's dedication to this thread.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

I need sauce, or a wiki page at least.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope his name is Nemo.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur has really made me want a bird lately.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My eyes rolled so hard.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Que the Lannister comments.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't a 90 yo tortoise be much larger than this??

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Be able to rub on my junk

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey. I get this reference. Neat.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's not a fresh mistake.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Can #subjectnosubject replace that #sorrynotsorry crap??

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once upon a time, I was also a librarian. I wish I had had your enthusiasm. I did not. I couldn't handle the monotony.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paddle drop.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would be happy with just actually living in this...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hoarders really freaks me out. Just a random thought. Carry on.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey. That looks really nice, OP.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I inhaled sharply the second this finished loading. +1 for that, I guess.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bush is the last thing I wanna see at a nudist colony.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it. Blame someone that you hate. Enjoy chaos. Repeat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You heard correctly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? I'll upvote, but I'm not sure why yet...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why wood you do that?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehhehheh.

11 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 0

Ummm... Nope.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that on purpose? My teeth are grinding. Why are my teeth grinding?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's all backwards.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He would get physically upset if I decided to walk somewhere instead of fast traveling. Sometimes you just wanna see the sights, yaknow?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was a backseat gamer. He'd play a game before me & would then insist on watching me play, constantly telling me where to go and look.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

After the 2nd or so strain of spice was banned, it stopped being a synthetic THC and became bathroom chemicals, completely unrelated to THC.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1