daemonwise

850 pts · May 3, 2017


The worst part is we live in a world where it takes some real consideration before figuring out this is satire.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

D-Team is just TaskRabbit.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both. Please both. So very much both. Mah gawd.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's all downhill from here, kid.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Daskalakis is the top doctor in charge of the monkeypox response. Fenton is his non-medical, bureaucrat boss. That's the difference.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Remember, Bruce couldn’t handle his shit from go (because the movie needed conflict, if for no other reason).

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

against fresh-Hulk Bruce (especially MCU Bruce), and she *has* had infinitely more practice.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, and if (when) she has to go through similar shit, maybe that will shake her ability to control her anger. But put fresh-Hulk Jen (1/?)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Click link, scroll down just the slightest bit) NOOOOOOOPENONOPENOPENOpenonononope

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How a scene can be horrid and terrifying when contemplated but just weirdly silly when watched.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took me way too long to realize this isn’t a kitten in a bunny costume.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Add an anchovy and you’ve got bagna cauda.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they would simply find a way to make it illegal for black people to buy guns.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RPG Maker?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sake is kind of its own category, although it most resembles wine. It’s brewed like beer and wine, and is comparable to wine in strength.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From what I understand, they have a hard enough time keeping the adults from treating the puppets as real.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OHHHHH, derp. I get it now. I like your idea much better.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No worries, that’s how people learn. For the record, yes, Jewish people are a distinct ethnicity.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They’d just cackle in glee at the sight of it. There’s no reaching them.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected! Well, sit. I’m not standing.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’m sure this thing is properly huge, but it cannot possibly compare to the scale I thought it was at first glance against that background.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are spiderwebs being burned off, IIRC.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

If Michelle Williams played Ash Williams.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well. To be clear, the lawyers wouldn’t have to get clever and trixy if it wasn’t for the corporate hellscape making things difficult.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sure, that's not the joke, but still. It's not like you're wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That movie is responsible for SO MANY bisexual awakenings.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better luck on PornHub.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eugene

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yuuuup. If it wasn’t for effectively just two cities (arguably three), we’d be frighteningly red.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It’s for hard-of-hearing folks.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0