dHoser

3007 pts ยท August 18, 2014


That's nacho business.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Be patient - the President typically tweets until 9:00 EST.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He turns out to be into tentacle porn?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's so weird that he made his fortune with Mr. Bean, when this was the best stuff he did in his career.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lactating ones. Pregnant chicks can't start brewing up another baby until after they push the current one out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Prepare to fast forward!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor Nathan Rateliff

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raise your left hand if your name is Emmy

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hitching a ride on a giant watermelon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Part 2 was a let down, as expected

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you're off by a hundred years...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dog's getting a lot of grains in its diet...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be a barnacle on the bow...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Great. Now find a place to live with central air conditioning.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bokeh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to shout out, "Nice pooper!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tomorrow, all those numbers will be wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come on, now, if you downvote this, you have black tarry diarrhea for a soul.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that..is that ball bearings embedded in C4? Wouldn't that be something we would have heard about?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling that from the side, her nose is quite long

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wearing women's underwear yet again, are you?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're clearly high on the autism spectrum: can't read other humans well. In this case, you think I'm angry when I'm just laughing at you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I don't hate PK - he's definitely no punk bitch, you Internet Tough Guy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

lol, you're the idiot who bothered commenting on something you supposedly don't care about. I'm embarrassed for you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Stop crying. Even Mike Milbury said PK had it coming

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ronald McDonald takes a break while from touring.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I feel like the woman's pictures are in reverse order

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck have you been? It was blocked in the courts twice.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Safety phrase would sound like, "Grromk crawph rgace wok humph!"

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I'm going to travel to the future and steal a time machine.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1