cwen

202 pts · October 5, 2011


I have two corgi beagles. Switch annually to daily.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This makes me so happy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laser pointers have psychologically damaged two of my dogs. Shit is dangerous.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I see a treenis.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to know a girl with dreds, she cut into one once and it was full of mold. Puke.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

80 degrees will in no way kill a dog. Our house is at 80 right now because it's 104 outside.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Texan, I thought the same. It's 104° right now outside.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheers!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dog's head is not lying on the babies. It's just the perspective.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

God has helped me through many points of tragedy in my life.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yep, it says she and gale both have olive skin.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My cat is dead though :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was an asshole thing to say.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Guys, please don't get this tattoo. It's the equivalent ofa girl with a butterfly but it says you're a dork.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Oy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Upvote for you too you special bastard.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Upvote for you too.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're dough very special.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol upvote for you

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... I doughnut belong heeeere~

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your dad is awesome. He puts up with three women in his life, just like my dad does with my mom, sister and me.Hero

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Right?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

That's a trait of the Yakuza, At least in movies anyway

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people have arthritis and electric can openers. :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys. ... Everyone has the same bowls as OP because THEY'RE FROM WALMART. WHERE YOUR MOM BOUGHT THEM.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MAYBE IT WAS FOR A FRIEND, YOU JUDGMENTAL TURDS.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

110 degree heat index in Houston!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell that to a pizza delivery driver sitting in the heat because I can't afford to turn on the AC in my car

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toast them a little more for structural integrity and it's a win.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0