How to drive rosemary crackers
He was the Goodest Boy
And my hobby: Miniature paintings (which I've turned into a penguin museum)
No no, go back and take a closer look
So that's what you guys want
The Massage Parlour that won't take no for an answer
Flying legless man gives piggyback rides to cheer up woman
OurReactionWhen we inadvertently start a queue
I for one welcome our new ant overlords
Time to unleash our secret weapon
I did something creative
No Man's Sky is getting ridiculous
Whurt whurt
All those years of playing video games are about to pay off. I know exactly what to do.
imgur, my saviour, my hero in the storm, my entertainment i need but not the one i deserve....for the next 8 hours
Apparently Jean Reno is older than we all thought
Jesse, we have to watch
Repressed Memory Foam Mattress
Not sure if this is advertising a day of shooting and segwaying or shooting at segwayers.
It's like watching a meme come to life
MRW my mum asks me why I'm wrapped up in a blanket dressed as a gorilla
And this is why I love Netflix....because a trick is something a whore does for money
This is the type of sass that'll get me in your pub
Drove down a very cloudy quiet mountain, it was a really Silent Hill
Something just went very, very wrong and I got very, very scared.
And this is why I love Netflix
Found out my (crappy) phone shoots timelapse videos so I thought I'd test it out with a chess game
Whurt whurt
"People that annoy you"
Batter Carol? Only if Miss Tunt insists
The worst thing is I don't even feel guilty
so apparently I wrote a book
For my second Cakeday I present to you the best £2 I've ever spent
When God himself decides to propose a toast: To Alcohol......
Do not open pastor. Hmm Good advice
Same time as today
How I felt after doing a 100% commission door-to-door sales job for a week.
Some of my favourite photos that I've taken
I thought you guys might appreciate this. The strangest Christmas decoration I've ever seen
Please be gentle, it's my first time.
MRW there is a chance of Bacon
The toilet at work has seen some serious shit
I dont always take photos in public toilets but when I do.....
The worst thing is I don't even feel guilty
When she says go slow because it's her first time
Oh dear. Danquan's father will be disappointed.
MRW I duble check a post title to make sure I haven't made a mistake
This is how smooth the CrossCountry train from Birmingham to Cardiff is.
MRW when I have diarrhea and my stomach starts to rumble
Ignore the shitstorm upvote sexually suggestive chocolate
Ignore politics upvote sexually suggestive chocolate
Thought you guys might appreciate possibly the strangest Christmas decorated shop front.
MRW my housemates keep interrupting me whenever I settle down for a wank!
Her reaction when she sees it for the first time
MRW I get my work timetable and find out I'm working on the 23rd, 24th and 26th, and won't be able to go home for Christmas
My testicles' reaction when I come home from work and immediately get naked
MRW when I smell Weed in public
MRW I'm home for Christmas and ill but mum just tells me where the medicine is and doesn't look after me