Google Knows Exacty What I Mean
MRW My Crush Is Single, Back In Town, and Wants To Hang Out
Lil dump for the end of the day.
What My Work Cafeteria Serves
Gently you say?
MRW Chase Freezes My Account Because My Paycheck This Week Is A Different Color and Might Be Fraudulent.
We Have More Work To Do.
Boop the Snoot
Presenting: Macaroni & Cheese and Chicken Nugget Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Snoozing Pussy
White Meat Is Exactly What?
I Came Home To Find This On My Kitchen Counter.
Bobby Pins Have Multiple Uses
Stop Upvoting Parrots, Upvote This Cute Kitten Instead
MRW at 3:32am on every third Tuesday of the month when I get the bed to myself after my boyfriend leaves dressed like Batman
I Rescued A Kitten And Now I'm A Hero
He Suffered For Too Long
MRW My Roommates Ask How They Can Repay Me After They Break My Favorite Bong and Can't Find An Exact Replacement