cuddlenaps

1118 pts · December 9, 2013


hi, yam cuddlenaps

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how the man recaps the milk afterwards.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was he rearing up to attack her or is that a happy turtle?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same but also

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

:p

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Do you want me to put my Lincoln log on this?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just realized how weird it would be to have a penis.

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Smaug, Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities ?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

were mean, I would have the joy of zipping both my sweatshirt smile and my real smile up - into a FROWN.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone said something I liked while I was wearing it, I would slowly unzip the smile. Alternately, if they

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where'd you come from, flubba? You're so full of bacon!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm too old for this shit . . . but I still love you." :3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these feet:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are the feets???

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Even though there's a fence between us I love you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More cushion for the pushin'.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you should need us...but I DO. <3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can see him think, "Good girl." And then, "Let's go get all the bacon." Not a large quantity—ALL of it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or maybe some people think dumb fake outrage "news" is dumb, no matter who it's about.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seconded. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"At my age, if I want to get in touch with friends with benefits, it's Medicare."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Betty,Tinder is a great way to get in touch with young friends with benefits."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, am now ready to die alone.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fairly certain there are professionals and deadbeats in every race, too.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't read OP's name and thought this was a new thing when happy. :rubs your fat cat belly:

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

uncanneigh valley

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Inflation calculator: What cost $70 in 1970 would cost $414.38 in 2013. Nice job getting into the cache. :]

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really really like this, but otoh it's from nastygal.com. I don't know what to think.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2