ctrlshiftkill009

14009 pts ยท October 21, 2018


I would think it'd need to owe a lot more to get that kind of mob treatment

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

godiwishthatwasme.jpg
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but for real tho my dumb ass would be trying to lift those like i was in a strong man competition

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

infamous - famous for the wrong reasons

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the two kitten sounds
meow and SCREM!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 at least it's not like one of my supervisors who, in the middle of writing someone up for performance, had now include a write up of them fake jumping in front of a fork lift in front of her.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

everyone knows that red herbs are useless by themself

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I passed out three times but here's your cup of tea.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

i didn't even notice those. I've just never seen a bar that well lit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh thats for sure some natural lighting in there

2 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

taking 1 hp per second damage in skyrim meme irl

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're using ai to misspell words?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When you finally get with that certain someone and they leave a peculiar taste in your mouth

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why does this feel more like marketing than reporting on a breakthrough?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if there's one thing that I've learned from all of this discourse is that the US requires companies to give more comprehensive lists of ingredients and if a food dye just use different naming schemes in Europe.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

i highly doubt that fish can count

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i remember having to explain to my friend why tattoo shops were hesitant to give him, a shaved head white dude, an upside down peace sign. he stopped trying to get one.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

these are the people that parade single payer insurance then are shocked that the thing they pay for won't cover wht ails them because the illness money wasnt meant for that kind of illness.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

first time in the hospital with a kidney stone was like 8k usd. second time was like 2k usd. the drugs were nice tho. also the fact that if you don't pay those bills they don't really affect your credit score. yay weird usa debtor thought processes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"How's my leg, doc?" "screwed"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

don't lower case cursive Fs have the bottom half reversed like a paperclip bent in on itself?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sweet salty christ how thick was the dust covering this meme?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

every temu add i get is for "fuel filters" *wink* *wink* and thick steel tubes which all have internal diameters of like 9mm or 5.56mm for no nefarious reason...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That fart didn't just bring a friend. It brought its entire family. this is only 3 images and a video but it certainly was a roller-coaster of emotions

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For only $5 you, too, can explore the extent of your medical coverage, among other things.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

cyber boiling is not cool

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he's parodying doctors on tiktok who make similar videos and add like maybe one or two lines of dialogue for the sake of views

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My treeple need me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0