cryft

846 pts ยท August 12, 2015


3 hours later? What was she painting that thing in the back of social studies?

Great painting.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Waiting trees after a logging accident paralyzes you is a real boss move.

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

That first mural looks awesome.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like becoming the sort of city that makes such a decision probably correlates with doing a lot of other things to make disenfranchised youth feel seen and a part of the community.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Part of being comfortable is having a cushion.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Is it even a criticism at all? If you're making something that great over that many years, you kinda have to be a stickler to keep things from slipping.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think if he found someone made a good mock-up of a fake book by him, he'd probably just write it.

7 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The planes could carry a lot more water if the pilots didn't have such massive balls

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So better than ranch on spaghetti?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Bert Kreisher?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not background music, that's just what it sounded like in the 90s. Source: me, a person born in the 80s.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Weird flex, but OK.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As much as she's sliding it seems like cleats would help.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's no patient denial as profitable as offing the overpaid CEO. Maybe it was the AI that done him

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've gotten a good start on the repair job, but remember that this will be with them. Keep apologizing every day for a while. Do it to remind them how sorry you are, but also do it to remind yourself. Parenting is hard and none of us get it right all the time.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is the best comment on this whole damn site.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CIA isn't a pentagon department.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No love was involved in the creation of that monstrosity.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a lie. You can legally own a raccoon in Missouri.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The left collarbone is the most obvious issue.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The artist is not thriving. The art is thriving. The artist is desperately clinging to their art; they are desprately clinging to the outlet for the chaos and pain that ravage them as a person.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

At least someone is enjoying global warming

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slow that down to take like 8 hours and put it on a digital picture frame in your guest room.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So that's where all the pixels went.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to know how chatgpt responds to this

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surely you don't think MMXXIV involves a number at all?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today this was perfect for me. Absolutely crying my eyes out laughing. No notes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1