crushingbore

67057 pts ยท March 9, 2015


This is my public profile. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Trump's body count is way higher than Bundy and Gacy's.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't believe in voodoo...

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not a weapon in the hands of the careless. It's a weapon in the hands of the deliberate. The police. I'm talking about police.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Into the sun.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The score is so goddamned loud.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would have to set up like six mirrors.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no step on snek

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mooninites duplicate, reunite, and annihilate

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She probably doesn't know The Fifth Element.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Technically correct

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Suicide by cop.

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Smokey!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They ate me! A fuckin' shark ate me!

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's never worked a day in his life.

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

As a guy who is not perfect but certainly one of *these* how are they even getting that far with women?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That kid's name? Jason Voorhees.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yep. As bad as Vance will be, he will lose in 2028 providing the DNC doesn't manage to find a way to shit the bed even harder than they did in 2016 and 2024.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He latched onto Sandler's pretty effectively.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The GOP dislikes this post.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Actually, it was the basterds who killed Hitler,

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course it sucked for Fallon. He sucks and can't even entertain people for ten seconds without being able to read somebody else's material.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bummer. That's exactly how I would like to go out.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dennis has a minor in psychology.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh for sure. I just meant this particular example.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0