crojohnson

675 pts ยท May 18, 2013


Yep, because it literally predicted this comment as if it was a prophecy. Didn't mean to cut off the username though, sorry @LtRooney

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

More like night and still-night-but-almost-morning.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found that book in the back of a friend's car on a road trip, and put it down after 10 minutes. I'd rather stare blankly out the window.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's the same phylum. Practically cousins!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Most infants, though not all, will reflexively hold their breath when submerged..." Hey, most is pretty good odds right.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But does he love... kazoo?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes. 2020 years X 50 weeks X 40 hours X $2000

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.............................2000

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So far we have "misuse of national security apparatus to cover up what looks like solicited election interference" and it's day 1.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

True story: if you watch Austin Powers with the sound turned all the way down, on acid, it becomes a Japanese movie.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow yeah three whole drops, beer is now ruined.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It means stay the fuck out, idiots.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Half are (unless you're calling suicide an "error," which is kinda messed up) but so what about it? Intentional but random is just as dead.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's nephew Rick, chopped liver?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry you chopped your ears off for no reason. :(

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think you mean "too lazy to take a shower." Once you're in there with water and soap it literally takes two seconds.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah but fuck it.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

This was difficult, but not impossible, to masturbate to

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Catullus homework? Kinky.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Having easily accessible "really hot" and "really cold" places could be useful... for science! And stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's true though: you somewhat arbitrary definition of "major".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Follow

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0