crazybychoice

695 pts · May 4, 2013


You're never funny.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's just jealous of your handsomeness.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a classic Odd Couple situation.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've met this type 10 years later. He'll still be in the service industry, sporting his swag.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The issue is that instead of saving money, he's buying into consumer culture in a way that will guarantee he'll never have money.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So??? Every single person likes fat and salt and sugar, yet not everyone lets it run their lives.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That's true for about 1% of fatties. And that doesn't change the truth of what I just said. PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Like with actual physics.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Fucking right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That's exactly what it means. It is physically impossible to gain weight if you use every calorie you consume.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fuuuuck

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You sound like a fattie

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Get a life.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Possibly 6

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I count 5... for 8 words.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This just revolutionized the game for me.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Poor fucker.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

They really didn't try very hard. Seriously, the battle sprites were hideous. 4 pixels to a pokemon.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Trust me, we do.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I hope nobody ever dates you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I like this amp. And so cheap for a tube combo!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

-1 for "le"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He corrects himself right after you beat him. Lrn2Pokemon.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The term atheism originated from the Greek ἄθεος (atheos), meaning "without god(s)"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They will when I'm running them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks like you dodged a bullet there then...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But... But I jacked off to that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

GRAND THEFT POKEMON. Clear winner here.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There must have been signs that it was coming? I mean damn, son.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't be a little bitch. Drink in moderation and cry for a while.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3