cphuckerr

4708 pts ยท September 13, 2016


Semi-famous (how about notable) erotica author. Take off the last r when you Google me.

You're cute af. Wanna bang?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 17

Hi, I'm Amy Schumer and this is Jackass!

8 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 7

Pound that cornhole and don't look back. She's not saying no to anal, she's already way better than most chicks.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Look closer, Lenny!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's not.....but....he......ow

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gay

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 32

You know that sentence actually implies that the reader does believe aliens exist. Grammar.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This just in: watch a live game if you want it to look real

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ooh I wanna fuck those two gyals so bad

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Don't do it, Spanish Inquisition

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 17

Get ready to go to jail ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Haha yeah you can't do that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah see it's just not funny cuz the guy didn't die.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I think Shailene Woodley is gonna be mad you used her image.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thouest should hope the chaste sluts of Sodom be thirsty

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lyphoma? That poster is not legit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You should lurk more. I've said dumber.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now I feel bad. Dang Internet made me into a monster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Died of leukemia, post picture of cigarette. Good job.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Remember, only you think your own child is cute enough for a meme. And they never are.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

From what I've ascertained from people I know, they snipped their sons simply because they themselves were. Aesthetics.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

90% of Americans get cut, 90% of Europeans don't. Compare medical statistics for both regions. No medical benefit to circumcision. The end.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 7

As a male I prefer big tits, but I don't think you should've had implants forced upon you at birth for non-medical purposes.

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 37

Wow someone actually put time and effort into this? I thought I wasted my life...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Someone feels bad about the abortion they made their girlfriend get.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Damn, how long did that take?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You got some metal boogers there...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You mean the pedal beater I think.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nice setup! Love the dry cymbals. Interesting choice to put the ride at the outside edge.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Scarlett Johansson practically naked throughout, how did you think it was?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3