countpacula

542 pts ยท February 2, 2012


It's Christmas At Ground Zero, the button has been pressed, the radio just let us know that this is not a test...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Considering what they have planned for when they do get organized, it might be for the best if the process takes as long as possible.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that blood hasn't been getting to his brain for quite some time now.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is *wonderfully* meta. :D

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tubes not just tied, but bound, gagged, thrown into a trunk, driven to the middle of the woods, and buried in a shallow grave.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Choo-Choo Bear! :D

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because we have collarbones. Cats don't.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I groaned loud enough I think the neighbors heard - well done :P

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thanks, I needed that. :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, it's not from Japan?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only consciously realized #1 a couple weeks ago...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more wilhelm scream

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least I'm being honest where it came from, rather than misattributing it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No need. At one point he found out that my wife called him a liar - he got so mad he punched a chair hard enough to *break his own hand*.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And sadly, the fact that it is required by law is still probably the only reason many people buckle up at all...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about two words: Trump won.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well, it's better than mine. (The writing, not the spelling.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it be easier (not to mention reusable) to just make something that fires a cap? (They -do- still make cap-guns, right?)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaiieee....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, I normally don't approve of forcing cats to wear outfits, but this could almost fool someone into thinking the cat was walking upright.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better question: why would you WANT one of us beer-guzzling, hockey-playing, timbit-munching, igloo-building hosers in the first place?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

70% - at least! - of -everything- is shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't sprinkle your drugs on top - you need to simmer them in the oil -very- gently for ~45 min beforehand, then strain and allow to cool.

10 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1